i think i have herpe
just one?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i've created a new STD.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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