Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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