Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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