i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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