i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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