if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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