her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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