there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You need Xanax blowdarts
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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