Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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