I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
