Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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