jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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