Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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