Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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