what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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