So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Randomize
