I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
