i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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