He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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