Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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