That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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