it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we're making bets on your personal life
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
jump out the window naked night went bad
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
