Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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