wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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