Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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