I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My vagina is very pro this idea
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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