Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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