Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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