guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
God, I missed his penis.
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