It's Friday. Sex?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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