Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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