Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
