we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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