Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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