Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
