THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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