we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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