You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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