ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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