it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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