Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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