I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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