I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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