It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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