Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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