I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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