Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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