the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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