finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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