everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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