talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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