i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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