these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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